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Day 27 They're Just Words Snape/Lupin
Title: They're Just Words
Pairing: Snape/Remus
Word Count: 245
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Unbeta'd.
Challenge: Day 27 May Madness, fog, belt, grill
Author's Notes: 27 Day
Fog. Fog rolled over the moors hiding anything in its path.
"Fog, Lupin? And the moors? Perhaps you could write something less cliché?"
Remus shrugged. "I wish I could. The assignment had to include fog, grill or belt."
"Well, I know you can use a belt. Spanking is one of your specialties." Severus drawled.
Remus laughed. "I'm attempting to get a teaching certificate in the Muggle world, Severus. I'm fairly certain writing pornography for a professor would disqualify me."
It was Severus turn to shrug. "I understand pornography both Wizard and Muggle sells quite well. You might consider trying your hand at that."
"Severus!"
"I've spent a good number of years teaching. Pornography seems as if it would be more enjoyable." Severus responded sincerely.
"You believe I ought to spend my life writing wank materials?" Remus was astounded.
"Well, I do know there are certain things you excel at in that department."
"And you want me to share that?" Remus grinned.
"Not in person, but you are quite good at convincing people to try new things." Severus responded.
"And what new things did I get you to try?" Remus wheedled.
"Go back to your fog. I have a Playwitch to peruse." Severus turned and wriggled his arse.
"I have work to do!" Remus called after him.
"Me too!" Was Severus' enthusiastic reply.
Remus shoved himself back from the desk. Damn the sexy bastard, he was getting hard already. School work would just have to wait.
Pairing: Snape/Remus
Word Count: 245
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Unbeta'd.
Challenge: Day 27 May Madness, fog, belt, grill
Author's Notes: 27 Day
Fog. Fog rolled over the moors hiding anything in its path.
"Fog, Lupin? And the moors? Perhaps you could write something less cliché?"
Remus shrugged. "I wish I could. The assignment had to include fog, grill or belt."
"Well, I know you can use a belt. Spanking is one of your specialties." Severus drawled.
Remus laughed. "I'm attempting to get a teaching certificate in the Muggle world, Severus. I'm fairly certain writing pornography for a professor would disqualify me."
It was Severus turn to shrug. "I understand pornography both Wizard and Muggle sells quite well. You might consider trying your hand at that."
"Severus!"
"I've spent a good number of years teaching. Pornography seems as if it would be more enjoyable." Severus responded sincerely.
"You believe I ought to spend my life writing wank materials?" Remus was astounded.
"Well, I do know there are certain things you excel at in that department."
"And you want me to share that?" Remus grinned.
"Not in person, but you are quite good at convincing people to try new things." Severus responded.
"And what new things did I get you to try?" Remus wheedled.
"Go back to your fog. I have a Playwitch to peruse." Severus turned and wriggled his arse.
"I have work to do!" Remus called after him.
"Me too!" Was Severus' enthusiastic reply.
Remus shoved himself back from the desk. Damn the sexy bastard, he was getting hard already. School work would just have to wait.