hp_may_madness

Title: Drawers
Pairing: Lupin/Snape
Word Count: 576
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Unbeta'd, Women's panties, but no women are involved
Challenge: flimsy (was that 2 days ago? Ok, maybe not flimsy….but f)

Severus rifled through the werewolf's underpants and tossed each of the flimsy silk pieces he came across up onto the top of the chest of drawers. It was unbelievable, unthinkable and completely unacceptable that the were had someone, a very female someone on the side! There was a limit to things that Severus would tolerate from lovers; infidelity was at the top of the intolerable list.
He heard Remus close the front door and call a greeting.
Severus straightened his shoulders and vowed to remain calm. He would remain cool and detached as he dumped Lupin on his arse.
"Severus?" Remus asked as he looked around the bedroom doorway.
The dark-haired wizard grabbed a handful of the silky panties that topped the chest of drawers. "What in the name of Merlin's manky bollocks are these? Who is she Lupin?! Have you been taking her in our bed?!" Severus paused and drew a breath. "Well! Don't you have anything to say for yourself?'
"I might if you would give me a chance." Remus replied calmly.
"I did give you a chance and it was the biggest mistake of my life!" Severus fumed.
"Does that include taking the Dark Mark?"
"Yes! I trusted you!" Severus poked a finger in the air at Remus. "I was never, ever naïve enough to trust him!"
"Are you…"
"Well, speak up man!" Severus demanded.
"I will if you would stop." Remus' voice still calm.
Severus nodded.
"There is no woman. You apparently have been in my underwear drawer and discovered women's panties. Might I ask why you were in there?"
"The drawer above stuck! Which is neither here nor there!" Severus crossed his arms over his chest.
"Perhaps, you could have just asked me why they were there without the drama."
"Who is she?" Severus would not be deterred.
"There is no she as I stated. They're mine." Remus shrugged. "I like silk on occasion and women's underpants cup and caress better than men's."
Severus' brow furrowed. "They're yours?"
"That's what I just said. I like them; they feel good." Remus grinned lasciviously. "Really good."
"But you never said." Severus worried his lower lip.
"We've never actually discussed kinks and your wardrobe didn't really give me confidence to discuss clothing kinks."
Severus drew himself up full height. "I wear all these buttons and you don't believe I'd understand a clothing kink?"
Remus laughed. "Fair enough. I'll try the buttons if you try the panties."
"No need Lupin, one of us in buttons is enough. As for the silk…" Severus rubbed the panties in his hand between is fingers. "I believe I will give them a try. Might I?"
Remus grinned. "Sure. You might not want to wear them in class the first time though. I found myself to be…" Remus coughed. "A bit accident prone."
Severus blinked.
"Well, the tight silk and the wool trousers rubbing over." Remus looked defensive. "And I felt completely naughty…after not too long I just couldn't help myself."
"Where were you?" Severus asked breathily.
"Lets just say the panties, my trousers and the DADA desk were a bit of a mess."
"Lupin!" Severus gasped.
"There weren't any students about, but several essays were listed as casualties of the event."
Severus brought one pair of the panties to his nose and sniffed. "Lupin, we really need to talk."
Remus continued to grin. "Put the panties on first Severus. I will make the kinks talk all that much easier."