Fic: Not The Best Idea In The World

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Title: Not The Best Idea In The World
Author: snapealina
Characters/Pairing: Severus/Remus
Prompt: too hot/too cold
Kink: bondage
Word Count: 325
Rating: R?
Warnings: not quite what whether you, I or the boys were expecting...
Author's notes: Remus, I'm so sorry!!! XD




"Do you understand me?" Severus circled around the man hanging in chains in front of him.

"Yes, Master," Remus mumbled barely audible.

"Speak up," Severus said sternly. "I can't hear you."

"Yes, Master," Remus repeated a bit louder.

Severus stopped and looked at his partner. He had thought this would look very sexy, but the other man wasn't looking particularly appealing the way he was shaking, making the chains rattle in a very annoying way.

Severus sighed. "Seriously, Remus. This isn't working."

"I'm sorry, Severus," Remus said embarrassed and lowered his head.

"You're not even trying. You're just hanging there."

"Well, what choice do I have?" Remus hinted at the chains binding him to the ceiling.

"That's not all I'm talking about," Severus raised his eyebrow and nodded to Remus' crotch.

"I know," Remus blushed. "It's these chains. They're too cold. It's difficult to get excited when you can't feel your own limbs."

"We can easily fix that," Severus said and cast a heating charm on the chains.

"TOO HOT! TOO HOT!" Remus screamed, and Severus hastily cooled them down.

Severus groaned and sat down on a nearby chair. "I tried to suggest ropes or leather, but no you insisted on using chains."

"I know," said Remus. "I thought that would be more kinky."

"Apparently not," said Severus. "This was a bad idea."

"No, don't give up now," said Remus. "The chains are fine."

"Are you sure?"

Remus nodded. "Let's do this."

"Fine," Severus got up. "Now shut up, Lupin or I would have to spank you."

"Oh no," Remus gasped, and the outburst earned him a sharp blow on the arse.

"OUCH! Not so hard, Severus."

"I thought you wanted me to spank you."

"I did, but that hurt. Just try again, but not so hard," said Remus.

Severus moaned. "Or how about I'll banish these chains and then we can move this thing to our bed?"

"I like that idea better," Remus admitted.