Drawble: Too Drunk To F**K

[akatnamedeaster.livejournal.com]

Trying to catch up on some earlier prompts I wanted to do but missed, hope that's all right.

Title: Too Drunk To F**k
Pairing: Severus/Sirius
Rating: R
Warnings: Language, sloppy drunk Severus
Challenge: Kink: drunk sex (well almost drunk sex, the spirit is willing but the flesh is inebriated and floppy) day 11 at hp_may_madness
Summary: He should have stopped at his third glass of firewhiskey

Comments

[snapesgirl62.livejournal.com]

roflmao!

you win at the internet!

[akatnamedeaster.livejournal.com]

Thanks. :) Drunk Severus is my not so sekrit kink!

[teddyradiator.livejournal.com]

Get down here so I can fuck yer face off!

Win!!

[akatnamedeaster.livejournal.com]

Phht, Severus is in no condition to be fucking any body part off, much less someone's face! ;)

[ariadneelda.livejournal.com]

Oh dear, that didn't go so well, did it? :P

[akatnamedeaster.livejournal.com]

No so much, the mechanics just aren't going quite right.

[tychesong.livejournal.com]

Whoops, down he goes. Better turn him over before he does something else to your face, S.

*giggles*

This is so full of win that I don't have a good place to start. Love his drunk talk, his insistent finger, the lack of vocabulary, the fact that Sirius is both humoring him and mocking him. SO MUCH LOVE.

[akatnamedeaster.livejournal.com]

Thanks, I admit a drunk, silly Severus is one of my weird kinks. And Sirius can't help finding him adorable like this, even if it usual means he's bound to puke and pass out at some point. Thank goodness for Scourgify.